If I Was God: There Is No God

OK, before all the self-righteous religious zealots jump up and down and scream that I'm going to Hell, let me explain.

God rushed man. Read a Bible and it says that man was created on the 6th day and on the 7th day he rested. Man was the last thing on the 6th day. It is kind of like that DVD player made on a Friday afternoon about 3 minutes before the factory closes for the weekend. Yeah it works but it has a few faults that can be overlooked; but you know in the back of your mind every time you look at that DVD player you just wish it had been made the following Monday and that sticker on the front would be straighter.

And that is the thing. God rushed mankind so that he could get to rest on the 7th day. Had he put a bit of overtime in on the 7th day things could have been so different.

Had a little more care and attention been paid to the small details the whole history of mankind would be so different.

One difference that springs to mind is if mankind had shorter arms. Eve wouldn't have been able to reach the fruit; and the tower of Babel would never have been built as high. Which in turn means we would all live forever and speak a language that the whole world would understand.

I'm sure everyone can think of a few more faults that mankind has that could have been avoided had a bit more time been taken in the creation.

So is there a God? No. There is a lazy worker that had planned to have the 7th day off and to make sure they did they rushed mankind. As your God I would have took a bit more time and maybe left the resting, and patting myself on the back, until the 8th day.